God's NOT dead!


A barber and a pastor were walking along the road.

BARBER: pastor,do you know there is no God?

PASTOR: what makes you say so?

BARBER: if there was God, nobody would be poor, nobody will suffer,and nobody Will lack!

PASTOR: ooh! Brother,the lord Will prove himself to you.
[After 5 minutes of walking, they both saw a dirty madman with his hair overgrown
and unkempt]

 PASTOR: Do you know there is no barber?

BARBER: hahaha,pastor.. .But i am a barber, what makes you say so?

PASTOR: If there was a barber, this man's hair wont be so overgrown and unkempt...

BARBER: Aaah! But if he comes to my shop, i will cut his hairs, and make him look neat.

PASTOR: So is God, if you meet him, he will provide you with all your needs...
He won't let you suffer, neither will you lack.

The Bible says 'Come unto me all you who are weak and heavey laden and i will give you rest'. Before God can manifest himself in your life, you need to come unto him first. There definitely is a God and he is very much ALIVE! He never sleeps nor slumbers.

I prophesy into your life that you will experience God uniquely this week in Jesus name, Amen.

 God loves you so much!
Cheers! ❤❤

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