iamhadassah

A barber and a pastor were walking along the road. BARBER: pastor,do you know there is no God? PASTOR: what makes you say so? BARBER: if there was God, nobody would be poor, nobody will suffer,and nobody Will lack! PASTOR: ooh! Brother,the lord Will prove himself to you. [After 5 minutes of walking, they both saw a dirty madman with his hair overgrown and unkempt]  PASTOR: Do you know there is no barber? BARBER: hahaha,pastor.. .But i am a barber, what makes you say so? PASTOR: If there was a barber, this man's hair wont be so overgrown and unkempt... BARBER: Aaah! But if he comes to my shop, i will cut his hairs, and make him look neat. PASTOR: So is God, if you meet him, he will provide you with all your needs... He won't let you suffer, neither will you lack. The Bible says 'Come unto me all you who are weak and heavey laden and i will give you rest'...

A father takes his son into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch the entire night, protecting his son from harm. (Cool right!) We, too, are never alone. Even when we don't know i...